Jeans, the delimma

Oh boy. So I tried on all of my jeans last night and none of them fit. Well two of them I can button however, they only button higher up on my waste so the jeans become high-waters. Not cool. I almost wish I had one of those Pregnant bands that you put on your unbuttoned jeans - that would be so convenient. So this weekend I am getting new jeans. Where? Old Navy because my best friend told me that is where I need to go for some cheapo but cute jeans. And I think I am going to wear more black clothing items - Rachel Zoe inspired of course. Well and I hear that black makes you look slimmer in photos, I'll do anything at this point. Wish me luck!